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Scotch & Soda,
NMRKT Fashion Series Party

Scotch & Soda opened up a new store in Union Square and the launch party was hella packed.

So baby hid in the corner with Natalie Suarez and Chris Reed.

Grabbed itty bitty bites catered by The Fat Radish and had a few martinis with Susie G and Miguel Guesso.

We swiftly left to make room for all the suckers in line and headed to the NMRKT Fashion Series Party at Mister H.

Hosts Julia Jacobson, Kelsey Panicco, and Ryan Fleisch in their red light best.

This neon sign says LOVE HAPPINESS DRUNKENNESS

which aptly describe myself, Vesper Wolfe, and Max Bosch. I’ll let you decide which one of us is which.

And since none of the chicks were prostitutes, the boys had to play a game of who’s taller than whom to score ’em.

But hey, why not take ’em both for 13 feet of fun!

Or an AZN and a JEWZN cuz it’s all good when you’re up to no good.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on April 8, 2013 at 9:00 am, filed under Events, Fashion, Friends, Joey Ng, New York, Photos and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Dennis Stock at Milk Gallery

The good thing about New York is that so much of it stays the same. You can always expect a good time, good-looking photographs, and even better looking people at Milk Gallery.

Dennis Stock’s collection of photographs featuring icons, Audrey Hepburn, James Dean, Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, and more is up now at Milk Gallery until the 17th.

I’d take James Deen over Dean any day but boy, what a sight to behold on any given afternoon, eh? Babe, diner, cake. Die.

Speaking of babes, Christine Kohler, Chris Reed, and Milk’s made Jess Conatser.

Fire and ice, Valissa Yoe and Micaela McLucas.

The only person you’d ever want to see in Times Square.

Plus these people, Ali Sky, William Yan, and cute little Coco Daniels.

MUPPETS!!!!! Joel W Henderson

Our new pet, Vesper Wolfe, and I.

In da hood they call me 2phonezzzzzz Chris and the very techy Jiddy Committee.

Joel Eel rolling up ready with a black panther pin and a Muji pen. All set.

Then I bounced with Rocky Li and R2D2 to make some sweet sweet songs.

Stock you on the internet, later.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on April 4, 2013 at 10:50 am, filed under Events, Friends, New York, Photos and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

What Albert Einstein taught me about love

This is my dog. It is a boy dog and his name is Albert Einstein.
I rescued him from the Harlem Animal Care & Control Center on August 18th because he was cute and he was going to die if I didn’t.

At first, he was meant to be a foster. We’d have him for a few weeks until he’d find a forever home but he was so well behaved and adorable, we decided to adopt him.

I love our dog. Chris loves our dog. Although, I am pretty sure that Chris loves our dog more than I love our dog.

This is my relationship with the dog. I don’t wake up in the morning to take it for a walk – Chris does that. I feed him. He’ll scratch at the door and I’ll let him into the room but he’s not allowed on the bed.

I say a few things like:

“Hello you are dog!”
“You are so cute!”
“Who’s a fluffy nutter? Albie!”

I make sure his vet and food costs are taken care of. That he is clean and warm and walked at appropriate intervals. That’s about it. That’s as far as my love goes.

Chris takes him out about 90% of the time (thank you). He sleeps with the dog. He talks about loving our dog so much and how that is why he knows he’s capable of loving, which in turn must mean that he’s not a bad person.

I think Chris loves our dog so much because our dog loves him back unconditionally. Albert’s needs are very simple. His job is to be cute and loving. That is it.

There is a point to this. My thoughts are, that it’s very easy for a man to love you. Make him feel like a better man, make sure that you love him a fuck ton, but especially, don’t be demanding with your love. Emphasis on the last part of that sentence.

Be simple and sweet.

But who wants to be simple?

That is why I’m glad I have a dog.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on October 15, 2012 at 4:10 pm, filed under Joey Ng, Love, New York, Photos, Writing and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Thunder buddies for life

If you’re unhappy with the way things are going (which I was), don’t look at your available options and settle for the least of all evils. Go ahead and do your favourite fucking thing. Figure out what that is because until you do, it doesn’t matter what you’re doing. It will eat at you, dull you, little by little.

I? Moved in with this guy, Chris Reed.
In New York, New York. Whoop!

For the first time in 3 years, I have my name on a lease. Keys I won’t have to return in a matter of weeks, a mailing address that doesn’t belong to a factory, and a bed. My bed.
I have all my things.
I get to wake up and come home to my very own little version of family.

We had a housewarming party on Canada day.

You can tell this is a social media required household.

We had the pleasure of hosting many a special Canadian guest. Meredith drove across the border for the first time!

Lacee made us couscous salad and Destinee did my nails. No one taught me how to use an old point and shoot camera properly.

There were a lot of pretty ladies like Ioana and Maria and their pretty French friends.

Handsome boy, Rocky Li of Internet Fame. Never not hard.

Goth gurlz.

Post-teen heartthrobs. I found Austin in a Five Guys burger joint holding an American Apparel shopping bag last year.

And because this city is the greatest, I’ve found many more friends and they all dranks beers on our roof.

Come over sometime.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on July 30, 2012 at 9:07 am, filed under Chris Reed, Events, Friends, Joey Ng, New York and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

White Girl Problems by Babe Walker at Milk Studios

Story of my life. I guess I have a ton of white girl problems even though I’m yellow.

Book release party for White Girl Problems by the trio that is Babe Walker. Everyone I know was there so it was a grand slam time.

Milk Studio’s babliest babe, Jessica Conatser.

Ubiquitous. Kept drinking greyhounds redubbed Size Zeros. (But like what if I’m a double zeroooooo… #whitegirlproblems. Jay. Kay. I’m like a size 10. PERFECT 10.)

Justin Bridges tweeted “Reunited and it feels so good” MMHMM!

Most precious duo, Small Girls PR‘s Mallory and Bianca. Ok it’s a party now. Offish.

Chris Reed and Izzy Tuason doing what they do best.

FAKE HIGH FIVING! Well, it’s always fake for Chris because he’s 70 feet tall.

Sigh* bassists… heartthrob, Kyle McCammon, making my heart skip a beat.

B the Great and his Aussie blogger friend, Tom Jackson. Is everything coming up Australian these days? Are Australians the new Asians? (Never.)

Dance party time.

My phone died so I had to stop drunk texting and focus on dancing to Mia Moretti mixes with Susie G.

Who’s ready for a Milk Made fashion week?

#WHITEGIRLPROBLEMS, amirite?

This entry was written by Joey, posted on February 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm, filed under Books, Events, Friends, Joey Ng, New York, Photos and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Nylon x StyleCaster x Sebastian Pro Party

Surrounded by babes at The Darby!

Photo of us on NylonMag.com reading Nylon at a Nylon party. So meta it hurts.

Fitting into a photobooth with my 6 feet dream team. My progeny, Chris Reed, my pet, Charlie, and my prince, Gera.

BABES BABES BABES.
I know, life’s not always fair.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on January 31, 2012 at 10:39 am, filed under Babes, Events, New York and tagged , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

BFFs at BBR

Found these on my blackberry. One of my last (really very intoxicated) nights in Manhattan.
Jumped and hopped from Le Bain to Boom Boom Room with my son and a baby Gaga.

I woke up in a Tribeca loft, snuggled next to an iPad and six pillows.
There was an invite to the Hamptons, but I had a plane to catch.
Oh New York, New York.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on October 26, 2011 at 4:03 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, New York and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Hotel Chantelle x BlackBook rooftop grand opening party

Grand opening event at Hotel Chantelle co-hosted by BlackBook. A brand new rooftop bar to enjoy Summer nights in the Lower East Side.

Miss you, bodyguard!

Sponsored by my favourite beer, Heineken. Open bar drained the regular so we moved on to lights.

Oh Susie.

Secret garden vibe.

Orchids installed under table tops.

Wide open deck.

Death Mickey.

Some bro was hating on top buns. In the sweltering Manhattan heat, we had to represent. Team Top Bun!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on July 24, 2011 at 11:38 pm, filed under Events, Friends, Joey Ng, New York and tagged , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Occulter Exhibition Series:
Ashes // by Jeremy Dyer

Ashes // by Jeremy Dyer will be up at Occulter from now until July 3rd.

Stylist Carrie Weidner at the opening.

Landscape archival prints “seen through a texture of skin, ash and the blackened fuzz of a violent guitar…”

The artist, Jeremy Dyer, and friends.

Crowd spilling out on to the streets.

Keeping cool with complimentary black mezcal laced snow cones.

Chris Reed purveying the prints on sale.

Izzy Tuason [The Dandy Project] and his printed dance shoes.

Love these earrings made by her own mum. Tiny cogs and micro machinery parts.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:08 pm, filed under Art, Events, Friends, New York and tagged , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Happy Birthday
Brendan Truong

We had dim sum at Golden Unicorn for Brendan Truong’s birthday.

We have no idea who Brendan Truong is.

We celebrated anyway.
We celebrate every day.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on March 20, 2011 at 11:11 pm, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, New York, Photos and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

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