Happy Mothers’ Day!

I recently went home to Hong Kong for the first time in 3 years for… a day.
24 hours with my awesome parents, our family helmed by my stylin’ mum.

Picking me up from the airport. Mum hates candids. She’s trying to look elegant and animated while pointing her ‘don’t you dare’ finger at me.

We ate at Pizza Hut because whenever anyone goes home, we revert back to childhood. Too bad I didn’t get any crayons or pogs to play with.

I know you’re all going to say that I look a lot like my mum. In Chinese, the term is “behng yun”, which literally means biscuit print, well, cookie cutter. Making babies with the same mold as the parent! I am a cookie. I want cookies. Caveacookiepreeznowpreez?

CUTE!!

Mum’s the boss. She prefers the whole family to be colour co-ordinated, it’s very pre-Victoria-Beckham.
Here we are at a yum cha restaurant. I won’t be there to celebrate Mothers’ Day with her this year but if I could I’d probably bring her to Leanne’s restaurant, The Cardinal,

for

Mothers’ Day Brunch!

Site recently re-invigorated by my handsome #BoweryBF, T.C. Meggs!

HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY TO ALL THE LOVELY MOMMIES OUT THERE!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:25 pm, filed under Food, Joey Ng, New York, Photos and tagged American Apparel, Brunch, Dad, East Village, Hong Kong, Mum, Pleated Skirt, Spandex Jersey Blend Sleeveless Turtleneck Crop Top, T.C. Meggs, The Cardinal, Unisex Fisherman's Pullover. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Cheesy Valentine’s Stuff

My babe is the fucking best.

I know, let’s all barf rainbows and puppies.

xxx

This entry was written by Joey, posted on February 15, 2012 at 1:53 pm, filed under Babes, Los Angeles, Love, New York, Photos and tagged 3-D Flower Mesh Jumper, American Apparel, Bow Hair Clip, Cabin Down Below, Charlie Clark, Disco Shorts, East Village, Valentine's Day. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Velocirapture

Here we are, waiting for the rapture. What started as a sunny Saturday in Manhattan, started getting all kinds of scary. Luckily, we heathens managed to avoid all the rain and wrathiness with our perfect timing.

Tony Leung swagger

Teeny-tiny salt and pepper shakers

Waiting for our brunch to be served at Paprika in East Village.

Eggs Benny for me, of course.

Rocky got the only frothy mimosa. Foammmmmmmm.

Emma and Joy.

Parallel to the dance parade on St. Mark’s. Hella Bolivian dancers.

Look it’s me as a hat.

Figured if we were gonna die, might as well die happy.

AT SHAKE SHACK! Shack stack burger. Love love love me the portabello and cheese deep fried oh yes oh yum die die die.

We survived. Rocky & Bullwinkle <3 <3.

SAVED! Sunshine in Central Park. How’s that for judgement day?

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 22, 2011 at 11:55 am, filed under Food, Friends, New York, Photos and tagged Brunch, Central Park, East Village, Eggs Benedict, Jordan Massouli, Paprika, Rocky Li, Shack Stack, Shake Shack. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

This is a man’s world

But it would be nothing, nothing, without a woman or girl

pissing in your urinals

cuz everything you can do

I can do better

SUP.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on January 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm, filed under Friends, Funny, Jokes, New York and tagged East Village, Lit Lounge, New York. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.