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Dorks vs. Boners

This entry was written by Joey, posted on June 19, 2011 at 10:11 pm, filed under Funny, Photos. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Boom Boom Room
-mates

Marissa’s left me for LA. I’m so lonesome I could cry.
I’m just going to sit here and look at photos of us together. Having fun together.
In New York City.
At the Boom Boom Room.
Together.

Maybe now I’ll go through my Netflix instant play queue and watch all the videos she’s played on my account.
Just to feel closer to her.

Ease the pain.

Tomorrow I’ll go to the department store. Ask for a sample of Tom Ford’s Black Orchid.
Spray it into my blankie.
And smother myself in her scent.
Die content.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on April 12, 2011 at 12:15 am, filed under Friends, Funny, New York and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

This is a man’s world

But it would be nothing, nothing, without a woman or girl

pissing in your urinals

cuz everything you can do

I can do better

SUP.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on January 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm, filed under Friends, Funny, Jokes, New York and tagged , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Swag

This entry was written by Joey, posted on January 3, 2011 at 3:13 pm, filed under Friends, Funny, New York, Photos and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Craig and I locked wide eyes ESP’ing to each other: “Who is this piece of gorgeous and can I keep it please, Mommy, please?”.

I shook his hand, he held it. Apparently I knew this man. Apparently, I had fed him scotch on Halloween. Tiny bottle of Macallan twelve. Now I remember – he was dressed as a mummy, a toilet-paper-something-or-other. How could I have possibly known he was this dreamy underneath it all?

He took off his jeans, put a new pair on and left. Left me flustered.

He, Mike Billington, draws, paints and makes me laugh.



He has a book which you can purchase at Art Metropole.
And below, you’ll find more reasons why I find him adorable.

Mike Billington
Official Website: http://www.mikebillington.com
Blog [drawings]: http://igotuptoday.blogspot.com
Tumblr [paintings]: http://mikebillington.tumblr.com

This entry was written by Joey, posted on March 27, 2010 at 2:30 pm, filed under Art, Books, Friends, Funny and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.