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L’Avenue du Plateau

L’Avenue down the street from our Montreal apartment had a serious line outside every single day for brunch. So naturally, we had to join the sheep herd and try it for ourselves.

Record label menus.

Reunited! M&Ms, Marissa and Maria.

Another favourite ‘M’ of mine, Mimosa.

This is what I ordered. The mushroom thing. I can’t remember what’s it’s actually called on the menu because my memory in French isn’t as good as it is in regular human.

Everything was in huge portions! And my god. The fruit skewers… so good! The taters, not so good. Bit too heavily greased and seasoned. Eat those last if you have the room.

L’Arc-en-ciel. Smoked salmon benny.

Wisconsin, Paris, and DC in the house! Kelly, Christophe, and Reyhan.

The Mediterranean. I ordered this the next time – usually comes with feta. Eggs, tomato, spinach, and cheese. So fresh ‘n so good. Line up is well worth it!

L’Avenue
922 Avenue du Mont-Royal Est
Montreal, H2J 1X1, Canada
(514) 523-8780

This entry was written by Joey, posted on October 24, 2011 at 5:16 am, filed under Food, Friends, Joey Ng, Montreal, Photos and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

DisneyLAnd princesses

PRINCESS SNOW YELLOW.

They say sized 12 years old, I say BULLSHIT!

Werk.

Make up table at Minnie Mouse’s.

Hand-written note of pure adorable. Mickey getting stoked for a dinner date ahead of time makes you look like a poor excuse for a man with your pithy sext messages. Disney is the golden standard of what dating is supposed to be like. Disney ruined women for you.

Sup dawg?

Steamy fireside storytime with Marissa Venne.

PEACE OUT! Loved you Disneyland!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 25, 2011 at 2:41 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles and tagged , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

DisneyLAnd!

When you’re in LA feeling like the unhappiest girl in the world, there’s only one thing you should do.
GO TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD DISNEYLAND DUH!

I just want you all to know that I am a shining star.

Remember to pack the essentials when going to Disney. Like your sexy clownsuit and a grapefruit.

Eee baby Tarzan.

Open house.

IT WAS HAUNTED! Well, mostly scary how bad my camera is in low light.

With a fly hunny in Pooh bear’s hunnycomb!

This photo is symbolic of the kind of romantic relationship I want to have…

A much taller than me, limber tiger who wants to take me on a wet ride on a giant log.

SO HAPPY!

So fashion.

This looks so lovely oh gee oh golly because I cropped out all the suburban Americans.
You’re welcome.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 23, 2011 at 8:53 pm, filed under Events, Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Boom Boom Room
-mates

Marissa’s left me for LA. I’m so lonesome I could cry.
I’m just going to sit here and look at photos of us together. Having fun together.
In New York City.
At the Boom Boom Room.
Together.

Maybe now I’ll go through my Netflix instant play queue and watch all the videos she’s played on my account.
Just to feel closer to her.

Ease the pain.

Tomorrow I’ll go to the department store. Ask for a sample of Tom Ford’s Black Orchid.
Spray it into my blankie.
And smother myself in her scent.
Die content.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on April 12, 2011 at 12:15 am, filed under Friends, Funny, New York and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

New York
Fashion Film Festival
Afterparty
Le Bain at The Standard Hotel

Susie G, Marissa, and I at the afterparty for NYFFF.

Marissa looking pretty in pink paillettes.

In love with these metallic opaque tights. They’re less shimmer, more slick sheen off camera.

Susie G’s skin is like porcelain. Oh my.

Sextuple fisting?

These ladies make my nights.

I remember watching a Carmen Electra strip-tease exercise video where she emphasises the importance of a finger in the mouth. POINT TAKEN.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on April 8, 2011 at 1:37 am, filed under Events, Fashion, Friends, New York, Photos and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

PRETTY GIRL
SWAG

New York, Los Angeles, Toronto, and Saskatoon.

This. Right here. Is my
SWAG.

Love and miss you all.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on February 16, 2011 at 12:14 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, New York and tagged , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Brunk

Person pictured on the left must always keep their eyes blissfully closed.
Endless champagne to aid the directive.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on December 16, 2010 at 12:51 am, filed under Friends, New York, Photos and tagged , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

In NYC

with my BB camera and my bb girls.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on November 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, New York, Photos and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Cap clandestine

So MK.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on March 4, 2010 at 9:24 pm, filed under Friends, Las Vegas, Photos and tagged . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Nothing to wear


Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on March 2, 2010 at 1:05 am, filed under Friends, Las Vegas, Photos and tagged . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.