DisneyLAnd princesses

PRINCESS SNOW YELLOW.

They say sized 12 years old, I say BULLSHIT!

Werk.

Make up table at Minnie Mouse’s.

Hand-written note of pure adorable. Mickey getting stoked for a dinner date ahead of time makes you look like a poor excuse for a man with your pithy sext messages. Disney is the golden standard of what dating is supposed to be like. Disney ruined women for you.

Sup dawg?

Steamy fireside storytime with Marissa Venne.

PEACE OUT! Loved you Disneyland!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 25, 2011 at 2:41 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles and tagged Disneyland, Marissa Venne. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

DisneyLAnd!

When you’re in LA feeling like the unhappiest girl in the world, there’s only one thing you should do.
GO TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD DISNEYLAND DUH!

I just want you all to know that I am a shining star.

Remember to pack the essentials when going to Disney. Like your sexy clownsuit and a grapefruit.

Eee baby Tarzan.

Open house.

IT WAS HAUNTED! Well, mostly scary how bad my camera is in low light.

With a fly hunny in Pooh bear’s hunnycomb!

This photo is symbolic of the kind of romantic relationship I want to have…

A much taller than me, limber tiger who wants to take me on a wet ride on a giant log.

SO HAPPY!

So fashion.

This looks so lovely oh gee oh golly because I cropped out all the suburban Americans.
You’re welcome.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 23, 2011 at 8:53 pm, filed under Events, Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles and tagged American Apparel, Disney, Disneyland, Marissa Venne, Mickey Mouse, Piglet, Stretch Bull Denim High-Waist Cuff Short, Tarzan, Tigger, Tri-Blend High-Waist Brief Romper, Unisex Basic Leather Belt, Unisex Fisherman's Pullover, Winnie the Pooh. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Neon Ninja

Feeling as dreary as the weather. As much as it doth rain, my nose runneth.
But always dress better than you feel!
Time to insert some bright, fun, energy via neon NINJA TURTLE SWEATER and matching NEON NAILS!

Fave new lacquer colour, American Apparel’s neon red.

Red for Raphael. My favourite ninja turtle. Even though I could only find a sweater with Donatello on it.
Nay, the sweater found me!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on at 9:47 am, filed under Fashion, Outfits and tagged American Apparel, Neon Nail Polish, Scrunchie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Velocirapture

Here we are, waiting for the rapture. What started as a sunny Saturday in Manhattan, started getting all kinds of scary. Luckily, we heathens managed to avoid all the rain and wrathiness with our perfect timing.

Tony Leung swagger

Teeny-tiny salt and pepper shakers

Waiting for our brunch to be served at Paprika in East Village.

Eggs Benny for me, of course.

Rocky got the only frothy mimosa. Foammmmmmmm.

Emma and Joy.

Parallel to the dance parade on St. Mark’s. Hella Bolivian dancers.

Look it’s me as a hat.

Figured if we were gonna die, might as well die happy.

AT SHAKE SHACK! Shack stack burger. Love love love me the portabello and cheese deep fried oh yes oh yum die die die.

We survived. Rocky & Bullwinkle <3 <3.

SAVED! Sunshine in Central Park. How’s that for judgement day?

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 22, 2011 at 11:55 am, filed under Food, Friends, New York, Photos and tagged Brunch, Central Park, East Village, Eggs Benedict, Jordan Massouli, Paprika, Rocky Li, Shack Stack, Shake Shack. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Ben Sherman
Charity Event
V.I.P. Very Important Plectrums launch

Ben Sherman launched their charity endeavour, Very Important Plectrums, at the Gramercy theatre last night.
Very much liked the hashtag.

Plectrums by various artists will be auctioned off starting on May 29th to raise money in support of Lifebeat, a music industry lead HIV/AIDS protection awareness group.