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New Year’s Eve with the loveliest of ladies at Leanne’s restaurant, The Cardinal.

We drank all we could, no problem.

Leanne Hebert-Nguyen – 22 years old and the most effervescent restaurateur in East Village. We’re so proud of you, our gorgeous girl! This is your year.


Laurel, Ioana, and Kelly.

Chef Curtis Brown donning a different hat.


I know, right? Every single bite will having you exhaling ‘oh. my. god.’

Best fried chicken you’ll ever have in your entire life. Real talk.

Obviously, we drank in moderation.

Dream girl.

Dunzo.
Now your turn.
This entry was written by , posted on January 15, 2012 at 12:41 am, filed under Food, Friends, Joey Ng, New York, Photos and tagged Andrew Avila, East Village, Fried Chicken, Ioana Hercberg, Kelly Rux, Laurel Andrew, Leanne Hebert-Nguyen, The Cardinal. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.
Sorry, blog, for being MIA. Been too busy being badass to blog, but let’s catch you up via bb on a few nights I spent in MIA, FL.


This entry was written by , posted on January 2, 2012 at 6:19 pm, filed under Joey Ng, Miami, Photos and tagged Art Basel, Delano Hotel, Graffiti, Macallan, Visionaire, Wynwood Arts District, Wynwood Walls. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

From: Oscar < xxxxxx@xxxxxxxxx.com >
Subject: Photo from Delano pool
Date: 6 December 2011 14:22:01 EST
To: Joey Ng < joey@joeyng.com >
Hey Joey,
Nice talking with you and your friend. I hope you had a nice and warm evening. I took a great shot!! I call the picture, ‘Tender Moments’… Enjoy!
Regards,
Oscar
This entry was written by , posted on December 7, 2011 at 1:11 am, filed under Babes, Events, Joey Ng, Miami, Photos and tagged Art Basel, Charlie Clark, Delano Hotel, South Beach. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.
Found a few hours before we had to head back to reality the morning after my birthday.

This is my “But, Moooooom I don’t wanna go to school” look.

Fine, ok… we’ll go sunbathing, I guess.

Alright, alright, view’s not so bad.


Nothing to see here, not much else to do with just a coupla girls, a pool, and a camera.


Hi suckers.

Blinded by the November sun. I know, boohoo, right?


No fun at all.



ROUGH LIFE.


Happy Monday to you, too!
This entry was written by , posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:19 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles, Photos and tagged Ace Hotel, American Apparel, Barcelona Stripe, Destinee Gevonden, Palm Springs, Pool, Stripe Tricot High Cut One-Piece. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.
While you’re probably gearing up for American Thanksgiving, I’ve already had a Canadian Thanksgive’r.
Luckily, I was back home in Toronto in October with so many of my precious babies so I had much to be thankful for.

Little lady bird, Emma.

We wanted brunch and beautiful men. Where else would you go but the gaybourhood?
The food and the patio view at Fire on the East Side was heavenly.

Though, I think these two were already gonna lead me straight there. Trudy Patootie and Candy baby.

Smoked salmon benedict. They serve you banana bread to begin with, and what makes this benedict so scrumptious is the corn bread it’s lain on instead of a crusty English muffin.

Stuffed french toast with cheescake and berry filling. Sausages on the side.
Took the ferry to see the island and show these one and a half American girls what Canada looks like by the water.



This is how we rock it in the T-dot.

Went exploring and sighing at all the charming little island cottages and hiked on a nature trail. Much needed break from all the chaos.

Made us tired and hungwee. Which was juuuuuust right cuz it was my annual Orphans’ Thanksgiving Dinner night!!

Passing on the tradition of turkey dinner at Sneaky Dee’s that I’ve had for the past 5 Thanksgivings!

At first they thought it was just some bullshit grimey dive bar until they finally tasted the meat, tater, and gravy feast.

Way better than their aunt so-n-so’s, I hear.

Also, snickers pie.
So yea, thank you, thank you, and thank you, too!
This entry was written by , posted on November 16, 2011 at 2:55 am, filed under Food, Friends, Joey Ng, Photos, Toronto and tagged Brunch, Candice Wheeler, Dinner, Eggs Benedict, Emma Czerny-Holownia, Fire on the East Side, French Toast, Kensington, Sneaky Dee's, Thanksgiving, The Village, Toronto Island, Trudy Hayden. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.
On the 8 digit palindrome that was my 26th birthday, I had a flight from LAX to JFK. Against my ideal intentions, I did not get on that plane. Luckily, I have the best friends in the world so my day turned out from bummer to stellar.
Bouquet of flowers sent to my office from Masha all the way in Toronto! Lovers you forever.

My new whiz kid assistant brought me a red velvet cupcake with a champagne bottle candle. So adorable.

I once read somewhere that it’s important to travel on your birthday. I think you’re supposed to go to some crazy different time zone to change the course of your life or some shit but I couldn’t go that far. Instead, I went on a spontaneous birthday adventure into the desert with Destinee, my lesbian lover for the day.

Ace Hotel in Palm Springs. We were made fun of on the ride over for going to hipster’s paradise.

Can you blame us?

Had our own private little patio.

It said MAKE FIRE and so we did.

Diner dinner

I got my very own one*Z from Destinee. It happened to be Palm Springs gay pride week so we got so many omgcutejumpsuitswheredyugetits. Figured it was the perfect time for us to get away with wearing matching adult onesies around town.

Elephant in the room.

Red velvet cupcake #2! I was like “My favourite!” and she said “Yes, I know, I read your blog.” See guys? There’s a good reason for everyone to keep a blog. So people know your favourite things and them GIVE THEM TO YOU.

I LIKE YOU!

Midnight dip time





Pool for just us two and the stars. Perfect.
This entry was written by , posted on November 10, 2011 at 2:03 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles and tagged Ace Hotel, American Apparel, California Christiania Republic, Destinee Gevonden, Micro-Mesh Nylon Tricot High-Waist Brief, Nylon Tricot Criss-Cross Bikini Top, one*Z, Palm Springs. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

My Asian mother has this tradition of calling me – regardless of where I am in the world – whenever it’s November 2nd, 11:24pm in Hong Kong. The precise time that I was born. Although, being Chinese, she never liked the number 4 and I swear she always told me I was born at 11:23pm.
She’ll retell the story. How much it hurt. How they dangled me by the neck like a pterodactyl cupping its prey above her.
How wet
and ugly
I looked.
They gave me a bath, combed my hair swept all the way to the side, and returned me.
I looked more acceptable then.
Except for my nose, nostrils facing the sky.
I was born on a Saturday night.
Thank you, 媽咪.
I love you.

This entry was written by , posted on November 2, 2011 at 3:01 pm, filed under Joey Ng, Writing and tagged Birthday. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Sometimes by Britney Spears, anyone?

Y’know…

Sometimes I run

Sometimes I hide

Sometimes I’m scared of you

But all I really want is to hold you tight

Treat you right


Be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time.
This entry was written by , posted on November 1, 2011 at 3:09 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles, Photos and tagged Britney Spears, Destinee Gevonden, Malibu, Paradise Cove, Sometimes. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.
Drove from the East side through Malibu Canyon to Paradise Cove so we could dip our toes in the sand.


Yea, beach stuff!


How does the pianist get up there?

Shrimp, spicy calamari, and beef tacos! I know how when you’re by the sea, you feel like the fish taco is the way to go but the beef one beat out all the others here. Marinated in sweet barbecue sauce. The rest of the food was meh-er than meh, but we really came here for the beach not brunch.

Halloween pumpkin friend

We’re living a real life Corona commercial

Rough life around these parts

Was wearing a tee and jeans to the beach. Bad call. Turned the tee into a makeshift toga.

Destinee, what a dream girl.

Paint dabbled belt

Most Californian Canadian I know

Yes, we came all the way out here just to sit in the sun. Total beach bums, such bliss!
I guess LA ain’t so bad.
Wish you were here.
xxx
This entry was written by , posted on October 31, 2011 at 3:56 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles, Photos and tagged American Apparel, Beach, Destinee Gevonden, Malibu, Medium Leather Carry-All Pouch, Nick Marler, Paradise Cove, Paradise To Go. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.
Found these on my blackberry. One of my last (really very intoxicated) nights in Manhattan.
Jumped and hopped from Le Bain to Boom Boom Room with my son and a baby Gaga.









I woke up in a Tribeca loft, snuggled next to an iPad and six pillows.
There was an invite to the Hamptons, but I had a plane to catch.
Oh New York, New York.
This entry was written by , posted on October 26, 2011 at 4:03 am, filed under Friends, Joey Ng, New York and tagged Andrea Surplus, Boom Boom Room, Chris Reed, Le Bain, Manhattan, The Standard Hotel. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.