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How do you measure a year?

In new friends?

Ilirjana Alushaj, Los Angeles 2014Tiffany Tyson, Cashmere Cat, Joey Ng, Annabel Ly, Echoplex, Los Angeles, February 2014Ryan Hemsworth Marcel the Dog Los Angeles, February 2014
Breakfast with Lee Bannon, Brooklyn 20142nd Ave Deli with Geng Grizzly
Lena Vanderford, Marie McNally, Dione Davis, Chelsea Claridge, Adidas Stan Smith Event, New York 2014Sam Tiba, Los Angeles 2014Zohra O'Doherty, Los Angeles 2014

In no new friends?

Joey Ng, Leanne Hebert-Nguyen, Los Angeles 2014Canadian ThanksgivingKiara Sayer Albert Einstein Los Angeles 2014
Mallory Blair, Marnie The Dog, Joey Ng, Brooklyn 2014Twerking in Little TokyoCory Wong, Avery Ross, Pete Luger's Steakhouse New York 2014
Joey Ng Meredith Cheesbrough New York 2014Joey Ng Susie Gertner ID MagazineIMG_0050

In famous?

Four Tet's Only FavouriteMetta World Peace Joey Ng Is My BossBruce Venture Good Dick Will Imprison You

In family?

IMG_6674Joey and ReeseAlbert Einstein
Processed with VSCOcam with hb1 presetIMG_7288Albert Einstein We Did It CrewIMG_7509Bogey and Gail JongDov Charney Marcel

In separables?

Dj Slow Joey Ng New York 2014

In selfies?

Joey Ng New York 2014Joey Ng Albert Einstein Los Angeles 2014Joey Ng New York 2014
Joey Ng New York 2014Joey Ng New York 2014Joey Ng New York 2014
Joey Ng New York 2014Joey Ng New York 2014Joey Ng New York 2014

In Drake?

In 808s and heartbreak?

Ross Birchard / Hudson Mohawke, Toronto, July 2014

Or where the path may take?

Happy New Year.
With love,

your girl.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on December 31, 2014 at 5:05 pm, filed under Babes, Friends, Joey Ng, Los Angeles, New York, Photos, Toronto and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Navigate

I’d go anywhere
with you.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on October 14, 2011 at 3:20 am, filed under Friends, Photos, Toronto and tagged , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Forever Young

I wanna be
Forever
Sam Young

This entry was written by Joey, posted on February 21, 2011 at 1:01 am, filed under Friends, Photos, Toronto and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Unlovable

ALL SCOTCHES ARE GOOD.

PLEASE DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM

BANG, BEER, AND BABES.


This entry was written by Joey, posted on October 23, 2010 at 9:10 pm, filed under Friends, Photos, Toronto and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Sweet Thing

I’ll tell you what this album sounds like

Best friends
Fun
Shoulder shimmies
The Annex, Toronto, Canada
First love
Brunch at Aunties and Uncles
Party
Summer dresses
Hair flips
Beers
Dancing with happy, reckless abandon
Smiling
An accumulation of six years worth of total admiration for these fine young gentlemen

THESE ARE ALL GOOD THINGS.

Not to stake claim nor right, but I couldn’t be more proud of Sweet Thing.

I also couldn’t feel more far from home.

PLEASE BUY THIS ALBUM.
AVAILABLE NOW ON ITUNES
or your local HMV (unless of course it’s already sold out, which may be the case! YAY!)

Official website: http://SweetThingMusic.com
Myspace: http://myspace.com/sweetthingmusic
Youtube: http://youtube.com/sweetthingmusic
Twitter: @sweetthingmusic

Image source: Sweet Thing LP by Sweet Thing, EMI Canada 2010

This entry was written by Joey, posted on August 20, 2010 at 6:02 am, filed under Friends, Love, Music and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Who’s gonna love you baby?
Who’s gonna love you now?

Sweet Thing

This entry was written by Joey, posted on July 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm, filed under Music and tagged , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Tell-all Tuesdays
It’s not easy being

You ask, I tell. Selection of questions posted on Tuesdays.

You have nice tits. I miss you… And them!
Thank you. Who is this? That wasn’t a question!

Do you think you are a slut?
No. I have very liberal sexual values. I also don’t believe in female-specific derogatory terms based on the frequency of sexual partners one has.

What turns you on?
Tall, lanky boys with light eyes and enough hair to grab on to. A sense of cruel humour and a keyboard controller littered somewhere in his bedroom. Never fails. I always manage to find them.

What is the meanest thing you’ve done to someone else?
One morning as I woke up next to a sweet, handsome, successful man that I was dating in the wake of another break-up, I let him hold me. Kiss my shoulder and nestle into the nook of my neck.



Then I said “I’ll never like you.”



I was being honest. 

Sometimes honesty is fucking cruel.

Any regrets?
Not trusting my instincts on men – letting my guard down and getting my hopes up just long enough for them to hurt me.

do you miss toronto?
I miss certain people, places and things about Toronto. I do feel as though it was time to move on from the city, though.

What’s your favourite club in Toronto?
Wrongbar for DJ sets. The Mod Club for bands.

Got a question for me? Ask away here.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on June 22, 2010 at 10:50 pm, filed under Tell-all Tuesdays and tagged , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Tell-all Tuesdays
Who died and made me Queen?

You ask, I tell. Selection of questions get posted on Tuesdays.

You dated morgan waters, correct? Did you enjoy it?
Yes, I dated Morgan Waters.

Why do you hold on to this concept of ‘love’ so endearingly, when the chemical romance phase diffuses out so quickly? Why not have someone who can both love and support you? Why cling on to such an idealistic dream, and wallow when you cannot obtain it?
I hold on to this concept of ‘love’ because all my relationships diffuse before the chemicals stop firing. People need something to hold on to, a prize, a goal, something to aspire to, hope and long for. It keeps you going. I’d like to know what it’s like to get there. All the things that happen while you’re going for it, are pretty great as well.



I’d love to have someone who can both love and support me. Sometimes I feel like I already have that person in my life, I’m just not in a romantic relationship with them. So maybe it is idealistic, to try to find it all in one person. I don’t expect that I will, but I’m damn sure going to try. Practical people have ideals, too.



I think for someone who likes to write, tragedy is romantic. Hanging on to the moments that make you angry or sad juices the creativity out of you. The published word is just a snapshot of the whole picture. I assure you, 90% of the time, I am thinking, talking and taking pictures of what I had for lunch.

How did you lose your virginity? What was he like? Where did it happen?
I met this guy at the open mic night at Einstein’s bar. He was dreamy and lovely. I still see him around from time to time. It happened in my dorm room twinkling with blue fairy lights.

Do you like having sex?
Yes, it’s my sport.

What are the three things you most want to experience in your lifetime?
1. Having a family.

2. Producing something creative that I can be proud of.

3. Seeing my mother truly joyful again.

Who is one person you look up to and why?
Tony Pierce. I only hope to one day be as honest, endearing and dork nasty of a blogger as he is. The blogfather tells it like it is, nay, ought to be. When he tells me what to do, I usually say ‘no’ then end up adhering to his advice anyway. He has built a life of rock n’ roll, hot babes, blogging and true love – what’s not to look up to?

Who are your best friends?
I have a lot of really amazing friends, but if I ever found myself crying in the parking lot of a gay bar in a foreign city because a boy dumped me over text, these are the people I would call.



Toronto: Jacquie, Masha, Meredith, Sam

LA: Candis

SF: Hana

Hong Kong: Sharon

When are you coming back to the Big Smoke?
Not in the foreseeable future.

Have a question for me? Ask away here.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on June 15, 2010 at 9:23 pm, filed under Friends, Love, Sex, Tell-all Tuesdays and tagged , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

“Joey I borrowed your purse!” it read

One day she’s wearing Tevas painting the word “PEACE” on the sidewalk with mud on pixie sticks at Camp Nanaimobar
And the next you realise you’ve just creamed it to a minor muttering “your shoes are off-brand” on the corner of Queen St. and
Fat-fuckin-chance-buddy

Note: Ontario has a mental health issue

Photo manipulated and jacked from Sam’s iPhone uploads on facebook
P.S. Holy hell do I miss you, Sam!!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 20, 2010 at 2:31 am, filed under Babes, Friends, Jokes, Photos, Toronto and tagged , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.