JOEY NG e-mail
twitter
tumblr
rss
instagram
ask me anything
Will you still love me, tomorrow?

Honestly,

go ahead and ask me anything at http://formspring.me/josephineng

iPhone photo by Tyler Stewart

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 30, 2010 at 2:21 pm, filed under Joey Ng, Photos and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Society Girl Porn

That’s what my friend, Charles, referred to it as. It being my former blog. From whence some of you have come to this new trick. It’s a little different, even if the girl in the photos looks the same.

I’ve received e-mails, DMs, wall posts asking why I shut zucket down or if it’s gone for good. I don’t know if I’ll ever bring it back but for now, I’d like to move on.

Sass as an alter-ego and the whole ‘society girl porn’ malarky was a fantasy.
Most importantly, it was supposed to be fun.
Until there were too many people who weren’t in on the joke.
Myself included.

Sass partied too hard and drank too much with her DJ/promoter/band/server/model/blogger/actor/hotyoungbabescenester friends, dated disastrously, only ate in the late afternoon and over-shared every bit of it. For years.

Joey in the mean time made a habit of biking to several events every day, stayed sober, said hi to a few friends, took hundreds of photos, posed for them, scolded her pretty loves for doing bumps on keys in bathroom stalls, for smoking even, failed at every relationship, went home alone, edited photos, attempted to be witty, stayed on top of several social mediums, became increasingly annoyingly archival and stats obsessed, constantly explained and excused it all while working at an ad agency full time, a retail store part time and freelancing, busting each ass cheek trying to overachieve.

Did I meet many of my favourite people in the world because of it? Yes, gratefully.
Did I score swag, privileged access, cash and cheques? Yes, just enough.
Did I learn much along the way? Yes, I’d like to think so.
Did I enjoy writing it? Yes, of course.
Do I miss it? A little.

I’m trying.
I’m glad you’re still here.

Love,

Your girl

Images from: Carl W. Heindl, Cobrasnake, Kyle Hutton, Last Night’s Party, Matthew Broszkowski, Shark vs. Bear, TakeMorePhotos. The Paper Camera, zucket.com (2007-2010).

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 26, 2010 at 4:38 am, filed under Joey Ng, Self-diagnoses and tagged , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

On intimacy

Sex is easy, it’s everything else that’s hard. The paradigm has shifted and sex isn’t love anymore. I find that all the supposed pre-cursors that we skip for the sake of non-commitment are what have become taboo.

Sleeping next to someone is difficult. You never really do. It begins to feel like a timed game with too many variables. Obligatory, almost. And you can’t sleep with a giant pea wedged in your consciousness. Unless you’re really drunk.

The most intimate moment I can recently recall was when a man kissed me on the forehead, ever so lightly when he thought I was asleep. It was the sweetest thing anyone had done for me in the past 3 years and we were barely lucid.

I feel violated by the simplest of touches. Fingertips on shoulders, hair being played with, hands on smalls of back. But you could hit me, throw me around, bruise me from the inside out and it would all be fair game on familiar ground. Pretty backwards, eh?

And you know what makes me nervous? Holding a man’s hand. It’s fucking unnerving.
I can’t do it. Not without fear.

And you think you’re shy?

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 20, 2010 at 6:12 am, filed under Love, Self-diagnoses, Sex. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

“Joey I borrowed your purse!” it read

One day she’s wearing Tevas painting the word “PEACE” on the sidewalk with mud on pixie sticks at Camp Nanaimobar
And the next you realise you’ve just creamed it to a minor muttering “your shoes are off-brand” on the corner of Queen St. and
Fat-fuckin-chance-buddy

Note: Ontario has a mental health issue

Photo manipulated and jacked from Sam’s iPhone uploads on facebook
P.S. Holy hell do I miss you, Sam!!

This entry was written by Joey, posted on at 2:31 am, filed under Babes, Friends, Jokes, Photos, Toronto and tagged , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Truth is,

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 13, 2010 at 10:37 am, filed under Love, Photos, San Francisco and tagged , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Oh Deere

Suffice to say, I have yet to acquire a driver’s license in any state of America. The only thing I plan on driving is you.
Mad.

Photo by Andrew Louis.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 12, 2010 at 12:28 am, filed under Photos and tagged , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

There’s only one thing you need to know about me. And that is,

I will leave you


– unwillingly.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 11, 2010 at 5:25 am, filed under Photos and tagged . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

I
DON’T
WANT
TO DANCE,
MOTHERFUCKER.

Dance Mother by Sweet Thing.
Directed by Christopher Mills. ©2010 EMI Music Canada

Some loves are forever and I love Sweet Thing.
They are a good band.
A really, really great band.
Please see them live.
That is, if you want to dance, motherfuckers.

Dates announced so far:
Thursday, May 27 2010 – Nanaimo, BC
Friday, May 28 2010 – Victoria, BC
Saturday, May 29 2010 – Vancouver, BC
Tuesday, June 1 2010 – Edmonton, AB
Wednesday, June 2 2010 – Calgary, AB
Thursday, June 3 2010 – Saskatoon, SK
Friday, Jun 4 2010 – Winnipeg, MB
Saturday, Jun 5 2010 – Thunder Bay, ON

FREE download of their debut single available here until May 16th, 2010.

Official website: http://SweetThingMusic.com
Myspace: http://myspace.com/sweetthingmusic
Youtube: http://youtube.com/sweetthingmusic
Twitter: @sweetthingmusic

For more insider goss, read (the only remaining) band wife, Dayna’s blog.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 8, 2010 at 4:11 am, filed under Love, Music and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

One less egg to fry


Eggs Benedict | Angele
Downtown | Napa, California.


Eggs Benedict | Bottega Louie
Downtown | Los Angeles, California.


Eggs Benedict | Local
Silverlake | Los Angeles, California.

Do you know how to poach an egg?
You break it.
Expel into a vat of boiling water. Right in the eye of its cyclonic swirl.
Watch the yolk envelop within a weaker skin.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 7, 2010 at 7:28 am, filed under Food, Los Angeles and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

These syrup-soaked strawberries feel as good as your tongue in my mouth.

But not quite.

This entry was written by Joey, posted on May 3, 2010 at 4:32 am, filed under Babes, San Francisco and tagged . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.